hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
(via girlwiththeradishearrings)
was moses a water bender
was jesus the avatar
was satan a fire bender
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OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTO UT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC
WAHAT IMA DOING HERE<
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Soot found in the trachea of a body found in a fire indicates that the victim was alive when the fire began and was breathing in soot and smoke prior to death.
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Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.
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You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
Dude, sandwiches makes everything better.